Here we see Danny Johnson, the 14-year-old Guitar Hero phenom scoring 986,000 points playing Dragon Force’s ‘Through the Fire and Flames” on Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock. I don’t know about you, but Fire and Flames on expert makes me crap my pants in 10 seconds or less.

Anyway, this video was recorded at home, but young Danny performed the feat publicly at a Best Buy last week, scoring 973,954 points, to take the record away from some douchey 17-year-old (we kid, we know nothing about Chris Chike except that his 899,703 points can touch Danny).

Anyway, we racked our brains to think of world records that come with a smaller chance of getting laid, but could only come up with ‘longest fingernails’ and ‘fattest person’, so Danny, you’re in good company.

Readers, let us know if you think of any other records that don’t attract the ladies.