EA announced that they will be bringing the slightly above average (but not much) game Army of Two to theaters.  Granted it borrows a lot of the action movie buddy cliches, and it’s sort of what you would play if you had never heard of Gears of War, but this movie makes infinitely more sense than EA’s other upcoming movie, the Sims.

Which could basically be any movie as the game is about people being alive.

Sometimes, when I hear movie ideas, I close my eyes and wonder to myself, “self,” I ask. 

“Yes, I am here,” it responds.

“Am I the only one who’s awake when people say this stuff out loud?”

“Yes,” it responds, “yes, you are.”

The movie will be made in conjunction with Universal which is probably the best place for it to end up.  The stuff about war and capping terrorists seemed like something that Fox would be drawn to so they could, ultimately, murder it (I really miss Greg the Bunny, the Tick and, Firefly), but Universal is a little better about giving genre movies more of a chance, or at the very least trust the creative types a bit more.

Am I over thinking a video game movie where it’s all about shooting?  Yes, it’s possible I’m looking too far into this, because how the hell do you screw up a movie where plot points are punctuated by machine guns?

Anyone else have to sit through Max Payne?

What’s even more exciting is the inclusion of Scott Z. Burns, who I haven’t heard of before, but looking over his highlight reel on the press release it looks promising.

Writer-director-producer Scott Z. Burns co-wrote the blockbuster THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM, the 2007 action thriller from Universal that grossed over $442 million worldwide, and wrote and directed the critically-praised HBO film PU-239 which was produced by George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh. He also wrote the screenplay for the upcoming THE INFORMANT, directed by Soderbergh and starring Matt Damon. Burns joined Laurie David and Laurence Bender as producers of the Academy Award-winning documentary AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH, for which he received the Humanitas Prize and the Stanley Kramer Award from the Producers Guild of America. Burns is producing, along with Lorenzo di Bonaventura, the Colombian hostage crisis action thriller at Warner Bros. Burns is developing an original series for HBO based on the work of humanitarian aid organizations with fellow producers Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Burns’ credits also include writing for the ABC series WONDERLAND.

A Bourne movie, work on a documentary, and writing credits on the criminally overlooked Wonderland? 

Guys, there’s a very good chance that this won’t suck.

*air guitar solo followed by fist bumps and barking*

Full press release after the jump.

REDWOOD CITY, Calif.–(BUSINESS WIRE)–Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ:ERTS) today announced that the company has closed a deal with Universal Pictures to bring EA’s new franchise and top-selling videogame, ARMY OF TWO™, to the big screen.

Scott Stuber, through his Stuber Productions shingle, will produce the film along with EA, and screenwriter Scott Z. Burns, who recently co-wrote the blockbuster THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM, has signed on to adapt the game for the screen. Universal Pictures, Stuber Productions and EA are planning to begin production of the film in 2009.

ARMY OF TWO, which has grossed over $100 million(a) in sales since its release in March 2008, is the second film project that EA has set in motion as part of an aggressive strategy to move its IP across more entertainment platforms. The company is also currently developing THE SIMS at 20^th Century Fox with producer John Davis.

“ARMY OF TWO is a great project that has already attracted top name talent, and we’re glad to be working with Electronic Arts on making this hit game into a film franchise,” said Donna Langley, President of Production at Universal Pictures.

“Electronic Arts is a pioneer in its field, and I look forward to collaborating with them and the Universal team in taking their cutting-edge storytelling into the world of film,” said producer Scott Stuber.

Scott Z. Burns added, “I’m thrilled that EA and Universal see the potential to make a smart thriller that has real implications in the world we live in today.”

“Our goal is to be in business with the highest level artists and producers as we adapt exciting games such as ARMY OF TWO into compelling film and television entertainment,” said Patrick O’Brien, Vice President of EA Entertainment.

Added Alain Tascan, General Manager of EA’s Montreal studio, and Reid Schneider, Executive Producer of the franchise, “We couldn’t be more excited about working with Scott, Scott, Pete and the entire Universal team.”

ARMY OF TWO, which shipped earlier this year for the PLAYSTATION®3 computer entertainment system and the Xbox®360 videogame and entertainment system, is a strategic co-operative third-person shooter which features a captivating and politically-charged storyline. The game is set in the world of private military contractors and follows the missions of Rios and Salem. After an extensive career in the Rangers, they’re drawn into the business of war. However, they quickly learn their employer is as corrupt as the people they’re sent to take out.

The unique gameplay of ARMY OF TWO™ brought a new and groundbreaking co-op gaming experience to players worldwide. Focusing on two-man tactics to ultimately create an advantage no enemy can withstand, players have to fight their way through war, turmoil and a conspiracy so vast it threatens the entire world.

Universal will release the Stuber Productions’ David Wain comedy ROLE MODELS starring Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott on November 7th, followed in April 2009 by THE WOLFMAN, directed by Joe Johnston and starring Benicio Del Toro, Emily Blunt and Anthony Hopkins. The company is currently in preproduction on the Peter Billingsley-directed comedy COUPLES RETREAT starring Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman and John Favreau, who also wrote the script. Other films to be released by Universal include TRAVELING, directed by Brandon Camp and starring Jennifer Aniston, Aaron Eckhart and Martin Sheen and the sci-fi thriller REPOSSESSION MAMBO starring Jude Law and Forest Whitaker and directed by Miguel Sapochnik.

Writer-director-producer Scott Z. Burns co-wrote the blockbuster THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM, the 2007 action thriller from Universal that grossed over $442 million worldwide, and wrote and directed the critically-praised HBO film PU-239 which was produced by George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh. He also wrote the screenplay for the upcoming THE INFORMANT, directed by Soderbergh and starring Matt Damon. Burns joined Laurie David and Laurence Bender as producers of the Academy Award-winning documentary AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH, for which he received the Humanitas Prize and the Stanley Kramer Award from the Producers Guild of America. Burns is producing, along with Lorenzo di Bonaventura, the Colombian hostage crisis action thriller at Warner Bros. Burns is developing an original series for HBO based on the work of humanitarian aid organizations with fellow producers Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Burns’ credits also include writing for the ABC series WONDERLAND.